crawp

To crawl through crap.

"I had to crawp across the attic to run that cable."

by ArtIsEqual September 3, 2016

Crawshawed

When you have been skull fucked to the point where you black and wake to find your clothes are gone.

I woke to find I had been Crawshawed.

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

Crawdad trap

An act of incest, preforming the succ or insertion of the you know what.

I ain't care if your my cousin, get over here and bait my crawdad trap!

by The Official Heff October 2, 2016

crawfish head

A person that really loves Crawfish a lot

Back in New Orleans they called me crawfish head because i loved crawfish a lot.

by crawfish_head03 November 23, 2016

crawker

When you shove a hose in your girl's corpse's ass and turn it on full blast. Then when water starts cumming out her vagina, u put a straw in it and start to drink her body fluids.

After my girl died playing cricket, i totally stole the corpse from the cemetary to crawker her in my home evryday before i lactate.

by Philthy phill December 3, 2016

crawfishintegrity

An upstanding, honest and intelligent public servant unwilling to abide by corrupt Louisiana politics in order to oppress the public school children of the state for personal benefit.

Steve displayed the utmost crawfishintegrity because his vocation is to the public school children without a voice.

by Kathyannfairleigh July 7, 2017

Crawford

Usually the most cutthroat person you have ever met. Someone who likes to be a savage in all aspects of life.

"wow, your such a Crawford, that girl asked you for your number and you said you couldn't give it to her because you thought she was ugly"

by CrannyO August 2, 2017