crunchykandi

A person on TikTok that I am mutuals with that has a fursona of I don’t know which anyways give them a follow.

Me: What the hell is crunchykandi‘s fursona?!

by OverShabby February 23, 2022

crunchy yoghurt

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.

i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

Cruncher

Older person whose bones crack and creak as they move.

Can’t believe I am kinda attracted to that Cruncher who beat us in ping pong.

by Bucaro April 29, 2022

Crunch

A munch that only likes eating out crusty pussy

John: Oh god, I cant believe he’s a crunch.

Mabel: Right? That’s disgusting.

by QuackyCube December 15, 2022

Crunchified

If something, by any means, becomes crunchy.

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread

by trish_your_average_fish February 4, 2023

gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.

I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!

by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008

rock cruncher

another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.

example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.

by bleh bleh bleh bleh September 28, 2008