Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.

Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.

by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011

Rusty cactus

When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft

When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye

by Humphrey cavendish March 8, 2014

cactus

a girls vagina

i would pound her cactus

by corey l July 8, 2003

cactapus

that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass

That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Cactus

Connor Blundell

"That guy is so weird"
"Yeh he's a cactus"

by the sickest cunt out June 2, 2015

cactus

A funny word to say at people.

Hey Radio Talkshow man, Cactus! Hahaha!

by Adam Corolla October 8, 2003

cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass

My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.

by KevCan January 5, 2010