Crookeding

Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means

Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.

by Kevin Garcia December 30, 2005

Gas Cooker.

Northern English slang term for a game of snooker.

Bob : Game of Darts Dave?
Dave : No thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.

by Disco147 February 25, 2009

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

by SistaFista August 27, 2011

Crooked letter

The letter "S" or the letter "Z"

"I'm C-A crooked letter, crooked letter I/
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy

"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne

by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006

crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.

Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!

by 2cents September 10, 2009

Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 5, 2004