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Columbus

A bum ass city in Ohio nobody knows about
“I live in Columbus”
“EW GET AWAY FROM ME NASTY BITCH
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.
Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.
by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008
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Columbine

A term that commonly refers to a deadly school shooting in 1999 at the eponymous high school in the unincorporated area of Columbine (NOT Littleton), Colorado. The attack was carried out by gunman Eric Harris (18) and Dylan Klebold (17). Though common misconceptions point to cultural influences like Marylin Manson, DOOM and gothic subculture and the effect of school bullying, Dave Cullen's extraordinary expose of the tragedy dispels many of these myths.

To put it briefly, Eric was a psychopath who was obsessed with violence and formulated the attack, which was to be a bombing, for years. He fantasized about numerous, high-scale attacks, strived to outdo any previous instance of American domestic terrorism with hundreds of fatalities, and kept a detailed journal of every little facet of their plan. It was his idea. It could be said that Eric almost singlehandedly carried out the attacks. He was sadistic, without empathy and saw everyone as inferior.
Dylan was a depressive tagalong who simply wanted a way out of life. He looked to Eric for approval for everything. He was good at heart and almost chickened out more than once. He wrote about love and crushes in his journal and simply saw himself as a failure. He put very little toward the attacks.
Columbine was a tragedy heavily reported at the turn of the millennium, but so many were misinformed. Dave Cullen's Columbine is a modern marvel and everyone should read it before claiming to know everything about the massacre.
by omnomon September 11, 2012
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Columbused

To dominate
To be anally abused

such as Columbus caused the Native Americans to be "Columbused" by what became American society
Wow...you got Columbused HARD!
by §eth October 12, 2004
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columbus guy

1. a guy that is so poor that he has to go to a fake prep school.
2. dates the chongas from St. Brendan or dates another poor public school girl.
3. a columbus guy is the most dumbest person in miami or maybe the whole world
4. a guy a lourdes girl will never go with.. we go out with rich belen im sorry
That Columbus guy is so dumb and poor that there is no point glancing at him.
by boBcAt123556 April 15, 2005
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columbus

Capital and largest city in Ohio. Also known as Satan's asshole.
I'm from Columbus and voted for Bush
by lethalweffen February 13, 2005
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Columnowned

Created by Fifth Column, a member of the Xbox Live community. The word quickly spread across the service. When a player get's killed, badly.
"OH! He just got columnowned!"
by Paynie February 9, 2005
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