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the colonies

Somewhat archaic/patronising yet affectionate term used in the UK for the white dominions of Australia, Canada, New Zealand.
I want Australia to do well at the world cup - you've got to support the colonies haven't you?
by Colonialist August 7, 2006
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colony collapse disorder

A sudden die-off of the bee population in a hive or colony. Blamed on cell phone radiation. Abbreviated CCD.
Beekeepers where shocked and stunned, when they learned, that their once thriving hives, had been emptied due to an occurence of colony collapse disorder.
by Joe Rodolico December 26, 2008
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brand new colony

An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
by Davey September 6, 2004
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Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.
by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006
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colon pushing

Colon pushing is a form of anal sex. It involves inserting the penis into the booty and thrusting as many times as desired.
"I did some mad colon pushing on this ho last night."
by mellowrose July 14, 2006
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Colon Sausage

A term for a bowl movement in which one has been holding in for an extended period of time. It might have been packed in the colon like sausage in a link casing.
"Dude, I have to go drop a colon sausage"
by Goin Once May 11, 2010
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colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out
that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini
by grumpkinator October 30, 2010
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