It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006
Get the Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision mug.A highly irritating 'musician' Once with the hooror of Genesis and later all manner of hell in a solo career.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Hey, would you like to listen to 'No jacket required' by Phil collins?
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
by mr_Rodan October 29, 2006
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An under-sexed, mentally frustrated person. One who snaps at the slightest distrubance or incident. douchebag
by Cranton November 12, 2007
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Get the coolidge mug.Girl 1 omg he said he loved me!!! Then he mad me cry for five hours.
Girl 2 Lemme guess...his names Collin...
Girl 1 YA!! how'd u know?
Girl 2 If hes a hearbreaker...then hes a Collin.
Girl 2 Lemme guess...his names Collin...
Girl 1 YA!! how'd u know?
Girl 2 If hes a hearbreaker...then hes a Collin.
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Get the Collin mug.One of those people that's always at the party even though no one actually likes or invited them. Someone that people are nice to in person but talk shit about after they leave.
guy 1: shit hes coming this way.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!
guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.
by urbabysdaddy January 4, 2008
Get the collins mug.Collier is a fricking nerd. If you need your math homework done, just ask Collier. He is really fucking skinny but could also yeet you into the air with extreme force. I don't understand. He needs to get his goddamn quiche out of people's ovens. He also has an entire state in his backyard. Basically, Collier is just an albino nerd who likes the color black.
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