dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020

Cock whore

A cock whore is generally a submissive living the BDSM lifestyle. She or he, whatever the case may be, enjoy the sense of loss of self, or complete submission when they are made to give often very rough fellatio. The submissive is possibly bound, held by the hair, and forced to service. This is generally followed or preceded by cock worship, which is generally very tender and passive.

Are you my cock whore? You good little cock whore.

by bleubrat January 3, 2009

Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.

“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”

by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020

cocaine fingernail

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.

You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

by VengefulTikiGod February 7, 2007

Coco Chanel

One of the greatest things to ever happen to the fashion world.

Huge suporter of woman's rights, and spent her early years designing clothes to free women of the stiff and uncomfortable clothes worn at the end of the 19th century.

Died at the age of 87.

"Coco Chanel is fucking amazing."

by Luigi > Mario October 3, 2008

cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.

Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.

Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007