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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

by 1414144141 October 3, 2018

by CK (not Christopher) November 22, 2021

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.
Girl 1 - who is that!!
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!
Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(
by Soggy balls November 13, 2023

This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.
by Pen of god November 22, 2021

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021
