Can Cheese

Popular Canadian mid-winter dessert. Crusty cheese sitting on a meat platter left out from a party that ended hours earlier is melted over a tiny coke can using an electric space heater from Crappy tire , typically in a basement.

Brian : Hey man the Can Cheese is ready.

Jer: what the hell are you doing!

by Jerman900 March 2, 2017

Chucky cheese

A way to call a person really hot and attractive

To the point that you want to scream and faint

-Omg! Did you see what Chris Evans looked like in infinity war?
- I KNOW CHUCKY CHEESE AHHHH
* dies fan girling *

by Someone said March 25, 2022

Farmer's Cheese

A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.

After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2016

Cheesed Off

Frustrated or angry; annoyed.

Marty's stalling has got me cheesed off.

by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005

macaroni and cheese

The best damn thing since sliced bread.

I ate some macaroni and cheese today!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

cheese rollup

A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she will eat that sucker up nice and good. Upon ejaculation, she will get a lovely load with a very good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and 4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering) will let you achieve the liquid gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.

He knew she was hungry, so he waited to shower in order to give her a nice cheese rollup to eat.

by pecker squad111 April 3, 2017

cheese brain

referring to one as a dumbass, stupid, or just plain retarded. comonly used in fights with siblings

Young Boy: "Stop it Tom! You're a cheese brain!"

Brother Of Young Boy: "Yeah, well, you're just a lard butt!"

by Mary Gee October 15, 2008