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catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.
Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."
by Jay Jay Jetplane February 20, 2014
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Catholic

Pagan sect popular in Europe, The main god is the Virgin Mary but they also worship many other gods, a popular one being Jesus Christ. They are led by an old man they pretty much believe to be a demigod, Pope Francis.

They have gotten into controversy lately due to incidents involving High Priests and young boys.
The only Pagan Church near me is the Roman Catholic one.
by Maximus Buttcrack October 4, 2021
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catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
by Unagamer December 14, 2023
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The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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Knoxville catholic

The bmaze academy owner Bobby maze
All the bmaze elite players go to Knoxville catholic
by Heporous November 23, 2021
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Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin

A school filled with autism, autism, gay gay, school known for pedophilia, principle has chimpanzee up her bum. has some cute black guys.
Lets ditch class at Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin, so we can go to bathrooms and do questionable things to eachother.
by hoodboy12345 May 4, 2024
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Seedless Catholic

A priest who has spent the night having intercourse with young boys.
I saw Father Jeremiah leaving mass with the Jones's boy. Looks like we're going to have a seedless Catholic on our hands.
by Rick Pots November 12, 2018
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