Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.

1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.

by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017

The Hater Card

When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.

"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."

"Haters gonna hate!"

"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."

by Mylittlepony May 25, 2018

Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.

"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting

by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020

Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

card whore

a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.

"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"

"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"

"she must be a card whore!!"

by ssjumper89 November 19, 2009

Patriot Card

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.

I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.

by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019

Guess That Card

Guess That Card, colloquially known as "GTC", is a guessing card game played in a group of 2+ people. The dealer prompts a player to guess a single card prior to flipping over the top card in the deck. The player must name both suit and number. If the player is incorrect, the next player is prompted to guess a card. If the player is correct, they can name one of the other players to shotgun a beer. In some circles other players will join in on the shotgun, usually saying they did so "out of solidarity". If the player guesses the queen of spades and is correct, all other players have to shotgun. There exist some "unwritten rules" of the game, such as guessing the same card in successive rounds. Certain players describe this as "against the spirit of the game".

Are you familiar with Guess That Card?

by pattycakespattcakesbakersman September 5, 2023