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Captain Kneeus

Originated from the great Amarkus Edward “Kneeus” “Captain Knee” “Big Knee” “Kneeboy” “Lil Dark” Brown.
Look at that nigga kneeus over there.
My BOY CAPTAIN KNEEUS IN THE BUILDING!
by Capt Knee November 12, 2020
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Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".
Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012
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Captain Kidd

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."
by thenextoprah January 24, 2015
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Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.
Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.
by curious_kai April 22, 2023
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Captain Large

An entity that harnesses the strengths that is above the level of a super saiyan god. Approach with extreme caution, because he has a habbit of giving wedgies and stealing lunch money to buy more weed for his addiction. Also highest ranked Captain of the bottle army on button moon, who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Has also claimed the lives of many threats, such as Sargent banger, and his silly sausages. He also defeated the likes of HateIsHere, and double4anime.

(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)
Better watch out you G-nome, or I'll call Captain large on your ass.
by Captain Large March 19, 2019
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Captain's Chair

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 20, 2012
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Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
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