cold-capped

The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.

*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*

Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!

Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.

Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.

by birdmilk July 25, 2012

Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Easy Clappers

A moment so easy that you physically have to clap their cheeks

That comp game was easy clappers

by BIRBY March 21, 2020

The Copper Cocked Owl

A monster in Hungarian folklore, described as an owl with a penis made of copper. According to the legends, one who closes all doors, cans, windows, and every object that can be closed in a house, will get kidnapped by it. Also, it is used to scare smaal children.

If you don't behave, the Copper Cocked Owl will kidnap you!

by strabo02 June 3, 2022

Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.

Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !

by chas bran October 9, 2016

Camper

In an office environment, someone who visits your cubicle or office and won't leave after the discussion is over; a visitor who overstays their welcome and "camps" in your workspot; someone who stands in your doorway or cube entrance and won't leave.

1. The guy stayed for an hour in my cube. What a camper!
2. I asked her to stop by to give me the report, but she turned into a camper.
3. When I'm trying to get some work done, I hate campers!

by vmwrites May 8, 2008