Caines

A big d*ck son of a b*tch.

Bro I just walked in on Brian, he’s a real Caines.

by Websterrs October 23, 2020

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

canner

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

by Purple the fish November 29, 2020

Cape cod academy

A terrible school. Even if not everyone is rich, they all have the same mentality. The dress code is awful and you’re forced to wear khakis, collared shirts, and dress shoes. Nobody likes cape cod academy at all. They refuse to pay their teachers enough, and the education itself honestly sucks. I learned more in one year of Spanish in public school than I did my 6 years at CCA. They also constantly make fun of you, including the teachers. Their sports are terrible as well. CCA is overpriced and bad.

“Oh you’re home from the psych ward? Cool we’re going to tell everyone”
“My dad stopped working at Cape Cod Academy because the school is incredibly racist”
“I turned down a job at Cape Cod Academy because they only offered me $23,000 a year.”

by EpicgamerLeo December 2, 2020

Capear

The action if buying drugs.

Today i’m going to capear, you want some?

by Goddesofthemoon January 30, 2021

Cape Disappointment

Cape Disappointment is a island with a name which makes you go LOL. It is also an island close to aukland island, Nz.

Random Guy: *Looks at NZ for no sudden reason
Random Guy: WhAt Is ThIs IsLaNd?
Random Guy: *Zooms in*
Random Guy: Cape Disappointment?
Random Guy: HOW IS THIS NAME POSSIBLE!?

by anonymous June 11, 2021

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021