wild cabbage

Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.

My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.

by some punk kid April 27, 2005

Straight Cabbage

An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.

Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!

Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!

by Mtothew March 12, 2010

radical cabbage

When something is so awesomely done that even if it would normally be lame, it is highly entertaining and or impressive.

Jeez Steve you stack those books like its nobody's business!, it's totally radical cabbage.

by Rubiks Juggler July 23, 2010

Jaden Caban

A particularly brown individual. He often gets boners while in a group of all men. Everyone thinks he gay, but he maintains the fact that he's not. He often makes strange moaning sounds and flirts with the guys in the bathroom. He's desperately looking for a homosexual partner and will do just about anything for one.

I was feeling curious last night, so I called up a Jaden Caban to know for sure.

by Sofia Fragicomo November 1, 2016

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

Shredding the Cabbage

When snowboarding, one shreds the cabbage by being the Gnardog.

Dude! You were totally shredding the cabbage out there.

Yeah Gnardog, I fer sure shredded the cab.

by Shivit April 9, 2009

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005