n. An office worker who treats his cubicle or office as a safe and secure place. In his mind the safety and security of the cubicle is only surpassed by the time he spent in his mother's womb. The cubicle foetus displays anxiety when others are in his space, or when he is required to be elsewhere in the office.
Ralph is such a cubicle foetus that when he gets back to his desk after a meeting he actually sighs and even makes soft cooing and baby noises while working.
by Seb13 February 4, 2009
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by Job Knockey October 14, 2009
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Totally bitchin' computer from the late 80s early 90s. UNIX based, foundation for da kore of MacOS X. NeXT was created by GOD (steve jobs) after he left apple cuz pepsi-cola boy fucked up his company
by NeXT MAN February 2, 2004
Get the NeXT cube mug.A cubicleonian is an office workaholic, working in a cubicle office setting. A cubicleonian tends to dress in professional office attire in order to cloak his or her´s high level of incompatence. A cubicleonian has no dreams, no hobbies and no interests aside from living a mundane and boring rat racing existence of cubicleland baffonary. Cubicleonians are miserable people whom excell at hiding their true feelings.
"Look at that suit wearing, triple chined, cubicle working zombie-of-a-Cubicleonian! Caught between a cubicle and the corporate rat race...what a pathetic existence"
by garmamie March 8, 2006
Get the Cubicleonian mug.A square shaped bush on a woman that is dyed in the pattern of a Rubiq's cube. If you're able to manipulate it so that it turns one color, the woman will no doubt be turned on and ready to have a sexual encounter with you. It was first seen in a portable toilet at a Van Halen concert in Battle Creek, Michigan in 1986. Ken Burns is in the process of finishing a 10 part PBS documentary about the history and cultural significance of the pubic's cube.
stoner: "dude Katie is hot and all, but her bush is dyed all sorts of colors and shit, it's fuckin weird."
friend of stoner: "yeah bro, sounds like she's got the old pubic's cube going on down there."
friend of stoner: "yeah bro, sounds like she's got the old pubic's cube going on down there."
by Johnny Goodboy October 30, 2007
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cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.
by Devin April 19, 2004
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