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Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.
'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'
by The Original Mason September 10, 2011
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Champin'

When theres no one better then you, and you feel like the top guy. Then your CHAMPIN'!
Dude 1: Yo dude...your ex girlfriend is hot...I heard you were planning on getting back together with her?

Dude about to champ: Yeman...but I dunno shes not even talking to me anymore, I think Im gonna have to champ this one

Dude 1: Champ? whats that?

Dude currently champing: Hey ex GF! YOU LOOK LIKE SHREK!...thats champin' bro
by TheDaze October 21, 2012
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Champed

An adjective used to describe the act of getting severely intoxicated but still on point none the less. Only champions can get champed, if you are a lame fuck it is not possible to get champed, you have to be a boss.
We were so champed last night.

Uh yea obvi, all the broads were tryin to get it.

Fuckin eh.
by T-lib January 25, 2014
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champan

a champan is a silly duck flashing its duckiness all over the pond
One duck to another

Duck 1 : that duck be such a champan
duck 2: I know flashing her duckiness all over diss pond
by Itsmejoeitsme February 5, 2014
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champ it out

Yeah it is hard, but I'm going to follow through and champ it out.
by JimDos February 7, 2014
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champagne supernova in the sky

The ultimate climax. It is not just sex until completion. It is an other worldly meeting with God and the universe. It is the best (probably drug fueled) sex of your life.
by Kat DeLaRue April 14, 2014
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ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.
Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion
by Ryan March 6, 2004
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