catspiracy

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016

catsitting

An often occurring event when Skidoo riders, out of charity, allow cat riders to ride with them. After a rip through the woods, the Doo riders will invariably be forced to wait for the cat riders to catch up. More often than not, the cat riders never show up due to mechanical failure of their inferior sleds. Hence, the term catsitting refers to Doo riders sitting and waiting on cat riders.

We went rippin with Arctic Cat Dave in Cherry Creek, but ended up catsitting most of the weekend.

by Doosr4eva March 10, 2008

catsploitation

Using your cat, kitten or kitteh to create images or video for internet distribution.

Lolcats started off amusing but now there is just too much catsploitation on the internet.

by Scithe November 15, 2011

catsnatching

The gleeful, uninhibited and unrepentant sudden grabbing of a woman’s usually clothed private parts.

Catsnatching, the pastime of powerful men all over the world, has been widely popularized by our 45th President.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2018

the cat's meow

Archaic 1920s American slang that in various contexts refers to one or more of "excellent", "stylish", or "impressive to the ladies".

Synonymous with the cat's pyjamas and the bees' knees.

George, your zoot suit is quite the cat's meow! Perhaps now you will have a chance of capturing the attention of that flapper Matilda, she of the crimson ankle-baring swimsuit!

by rapmasta June 27, 2004

CatsWithSMGS

CatsWithSMGS is a popular and funny Twitch Streamer!!!

Hey did you watch CatsWithSMGS last night isn’t he funny!!!!

by Karooloe October 22, 2020

Tighter than a Cat's Ass

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010