cake-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e. the orifice one ought to be using for eating cake rather than talking shit. From the British slang cakehold, a vulgarity in the 50s or 60s. Now recognized as a very juvenile colloquialism. See also pie-hole.

Shut your cake-hole, or I will shut it for you!

cake-hole by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

Frosting on the cake 

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

Frosting on the cake by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Cake 

A gift from the gods.

"Oh man this cake tastes like heaven!"

Cake by turtlelover1234 April 13, 2013

Also, I have this cake 

A phrase popularized by Paul Saunders of Loading Ready Run in the video 3 PS3s. It is used after telling someone what you have/have accomplished to add insult to injury. You do not need to produce a cake, only something edible (such as pie, as detailed by Morgan vanHumbeck in Computer Envy)

Person 1: Man, I can't get Recon in Halo!
Person 2: Well, I have Recon Armor. Also, I have this cake.

Also, I have this cake by K2Fer October 9, 2009

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake 

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

float cake 

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

float cake by tneveca August 25, 2009

making cake 

A term for having sex

You guys were making cakes last night, because I licked the icing off the sofa.

making cake by Leruho Kdfcoi November 20, 2006