Crappachino

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

Crapapalooza

A whole new meaning to the word Crap...

"Crapapalooza thats a big school"

by HarryPotterFREAK August 18, 2009

Crappucino

A really, really bad cup of coffee.

After sampling his mocha latte, Bob promptly spat it all over the table exclaiming loudly, "What is this shit?"
To which his friend replied, "That, Bob, is a true crappucino."

by BILLYTHEHERO3084 November 3, 2010

Crap idiot retard

A term used when you are so angry that all that comes out is a bunch of words you find to be insulting.

god damnit you crap idiot retard

by carcus4 February 26, 2011

crappola

A polite way for a lady to say shit, crap, or I've had enough of this situation.

You scared the crappola out of me.
I cannot take anymore of your crappola.
The crappola in the toilet floats.
Oh, crappola, I dropped the keys in the crapper.
Let the crappola hit the floor.

by heartunes May 21, 2013

Crappy idiot

Being a crappy idiot is being a person who no one likes and is pretty much an idiot

Anthony is a crappy idiot

by Lola's January 15, 2014

Crapon

Crapon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. It's reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. In some circumstances they actually shoot a small amount of jizz.

Andy: Hey Gaz, Greg, I've just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good I got a boner and shot my load. It's called a Crapon.
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope

by Andy-crapon January 30, 2016