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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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A new term for outsourcing- outsourcing American energy jobs like oil and natural gas, that is.
Stop buying indulgences and sinning again, start making America independent again.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic C
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Hai T. Bui

Famous doctor and gastrointestinal surgeon, none other than Nick Bui's father.
Hai T. Bui? Did he not buy the first Tesla in Australia?
by polyatail May 15, 2025
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buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit
Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)
by señor spermies September 22, 2017
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Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation
"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."
by Homixide August 27, 2024
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I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
I can buy you once but I can sell you twice
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
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