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British

Narrow minded, cocky, and ignorant consumer-religion people. British have virtually no culture, their consumerism is their culture. They're stuck-up, cocky, and just narrow minded in general.

British hate Americans just for the fun of it, even though their ignorance is far superior from that of an American.
by stevenjd October 4, 2008
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British

A person who comes from a strange rain swept island called Britain. It used to be called "The British Isles", and "Great" Britain, but that was before it became a third world country. The British fall into two categories: The Dandy and the Chav. The Dandy is the stereotypical version of a Brit; a haughty and sniffy metrosexualized fop who nibbles on cucumber sammiches with pinky extended while spouting off poetry. Then there is the modern stereotype; the fat, drunk, smelly, toothless, uncircumcised, foul mouthed, shaven headed Chav lout in a dirty soccer shirt ("football" they call it, *snort*). It is mostly the English who are associated with this embarrassing and disgraceful image of the British, and not the Scots (who are usually sleeping off their heroin fix), and the Welsh (who are busy sodomizing farm animals). The Northern Irish don't really know what they are, they just want to drink it or bomb it.
"Wow, did you see that group of fat, drunk, and smelly British tourists get beaten to a pulp by that proud, patriotic, and hygienic American citizen defending his land and his honor from those dirty foreign interlopers?"
by RonnieTheGreat January 24, 2009
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British Dollar

Tommy: So I'm going to bang this mad hot 19 year old.
James: British dollar.
Tommy: *Pounds*
James: *Pounds*
by Gigglin March 5, 2009
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British problem

When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.
Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW

Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands
by tronz13 June 15, 2010
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British

To sound sophisticated but is actually really daft.
Danny seemed British but however was a quite intelligent human being.
by Crossbows13 November 21, 2016
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British Grenadiers

The most fucking awesome song ever done especially with Fife and drums I mean for fuck’s sake how can anything other than rule Britannia be better?
British Grenadiers is amazing!”
by T34main October 11, 2019
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Britishan

Hey did you know Jess was Britishan?
by WannabeMeMeMe November 11, 2019
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