beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap

Cohen Allen is a beta male

by N88 June 7, 2023

is beta gay

jordan is gay not beta

the potato otherwise known as beta is the one true non gay living person on the planet unlike “Jordan Keys” who is mega gay so no “is beta gay” should not even be a question so fuck off jordan

by Elmopai November 16, 2018

Beta Blockers

Ghetto slang for a thick girl's ass.

Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?

by Yzilma August 24, 2025

Beta-Josh

"Fortnite" CRAZY and tries to be smart like the Beta-Male by becoming the Gama-Male. Cries with Trufflebutter at night alone.

Kylan: "FORKNIFE FORKNIFE FORKNIFE" (DABS ON HATERS)
Everyone else: "Beta-Josh am I right or am I left."
Kylan: "Oi i can hear ya you know I'm 200IQ init"
Everyone else: "You are a Beta-Josh kys"

by slavslav November 17, 2019

Beta

Andrew Tate. And anyone who agrees with him.

Did you hear that Jacob calls women bitches? He’s such a beta.

by anonymous August 12, 2022

beta beta time

This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.

Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"

Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"

1hr 30min later.....

Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)

by PineappleTree April 13, 2014