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The Naked Brothers Band

The Naked Brothers Band is a bunch of cock sucking mother fucking homosexuals that think they are good at singing and acting. They really aren't but you know, gay wads and their fucking shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that episode of the Naked Brothers Band last night?

Guy 2: You mean that Nickelodeon show that has a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds that think they can sing and act?

Guy 1: No the show where a bunch of cool kids get a lot of hot chicks and stuff.

Guy2: You're a fucking homo you know that?
by Ricky and Cleatus December 30, 2010
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baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 12, 2008
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Band Romance

1A common joke in marching band.

2A parody of Lady Gaga's "Band Romance."

3When two band geeks are dating and spend their days in musical harmony and bliss.
Forbidden band romances between the brass boys and woodwind women. Do you bite your thumb?
by Alice will Appear December 11, 2010
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Baked Beans

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
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Mercer County Band

the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high
mary: that band is amazingfully awesome and wonderful
bob: they're definately a mercer county band
by honestbychoice November 9, 2009
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Band Geek

Someone whose life revolves around band.
Usually classmates in other classes get upset, cause all this person talks about is band.
This type of teenager is usually located in the band room.
They are there so much, they have probably tried to order pizza to the band room.
These people are by far the coolest people you will ever meet.
And they actually have a life, unlike everyone else.
Band Geek: OMG! That song we're playing in band is amazing! I've downloaded it on my iPod, it's my myspace song....
Student: AHH! SHUTUP ABOUT BAND.
Band Geek: Oh, you're just jealous that you don't have a life.
by Band Geek <3 May 27, 2007
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marching band director

The person in charge of picking music, writing drill, and teaching the band how to march. Can usually be found saying, "One more time!" and then having the band repeat it seven more times. The band director quite often does no dirty work of their own and has the drum major take care of it.
The marching band director could never be trusted when he said "One more time"
by Kayla Christine May 26, 2006
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