5-lay her burrito 

the act of placing your penis inside a 5-layer burrito and thrusting it into a woman's vagina

Mark, I just bought a 5-layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm about to give all five layers to my girlfriend when she gets the old 5-lay her burrito.

5-lay her burrito by Don't Hassle the Hoff June 5, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by God September 27, 2004

volcano burrito 

The act of putting Tabasco Sauce on ones' dick then fucking a girl in the ass.

Dude, yesterday I gave Noel a volcano burrito and right when I came I screamed "National Geographic cover bitch!"

volcano burrito by El toro loco bueno October 23, 2010

Brozen Burrito 

When a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila.

Ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night. I hate Mexican food, he knows that.

Brozen Burrito by Beckerballs July 28, 2012

lesbian burrito 

when you pull open the flaps of the tortilla and eat the insides

I went down on that lesbian burrito

lesbian burrito by vonwiggleding September 18, 2017

Russian Burrito 

Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.

After school, I gave the headmaster's daughter a Russian Burrito. Her bony spine hurt my knuckles.

Russian Burrito by Dingle Barry February 9, 2009

wet burrito 

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.

Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!

wet burrito by miss dizzy January 27, 2017