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Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
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Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake
shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase
by bk.adenn February 19, 2022
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On Bless

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God
Bro that sandwich slapped, on bless!
by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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Blessed the beef

by Ktrap January 6, 2022
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Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
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blessing an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017
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