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british virgin islands

small drinking islands, with a big sailing problem
Tortola is located in the British Virgin Islands, not the U.S. Virgin Islands.
by Professor Dumbledore June 20, 2006
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british accent

a funny ass way of talking over in britain, it could even make a raunchy phrase sound squeeky clean and proper
examples of a british accent phrase:
'Ello Govnah!
Cheerio!
by stretch69 March 20, 2008
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british accent

When people speak with something in their mouth.
Hey Katie don't speak with food in your mouth, I hate that british accent.
by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006
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British

British, a proud people from the British isles (except the Irish in the south, they don't count) who have a extremely rich history and culture and have brought about major progress and changes for all humanity in terms of the thinking and technologies who came the closest to conquering the world and in the process founded America, Canada, Australia and NZ, which alongside the UK make up some of the greatest nations on this Earth.

The British are very stubborn, comic, alcholic, diplomatic, interesting and can be very friendly but can hold a grudge, soft on their leaders (I give credit to the French they don't tolerate the BS we do) but do not tolerate elitism and are impatient.
Guy1: Wow British people suck donkey balls.
Guy2: You know you really are mocking yourself?
Guy1: ..NO I AM NOT !!
Guy2: a) your language, b) your genetics.

Guy1: H.m....
Guy3: Viva La France!!
Guy2: (longbow shoots the french guy)
Guy1: You guys ain't so bad after all!
by MustardLight April 18, 2010
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British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.
A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !
by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012
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British

1. Being of the country Britain. (no not great fuck that)
2. Being of the country where most racist in the world come from.
3. Being of the country that conquered most other countries and everyone hates them for it.
4.Being of the country that has a smarter leader then USA's leader atleast they werent that stupid.
5. Person not as great as the USA although the USA is full of the 2nd most racist bastards.
Colored man: Hey is that guy that racist British guy?
Colored man2: Yeah thats him.....keep way.
Indian guy: Hey that bitches great great great grandpa raped my countries women.
by StraightD October 2, 2007
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british

(adj) when a person is like or similar to a britt/lesbien.

to be raunchy, ugly, shady, whore.

unable to make facial expressions (smiling, puckering etc)

although britts are technically female, they might as well be men, because the only boys that go for them only lower their standards enough for a britt so they can get "laid"
that guys girlfriend is so british , she is such a man.
by brittsilcoxisaman May 4, 2009
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