Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.

What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.

by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011

beiber batter

Justin Beibers' semen.

that little slut couldn't wait to get beiber batter all over her face.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012

porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.

dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.

by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.

Person 1 : "Hey, have you ever heard of 'The Battle of Williamston'?"
Person 2 : "No"

by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016

Biscuit Batter

The foam or sloppy mess created from Anal sex.

My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016

The Battle Of Hogwarts

The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.

The battle of Hogwarts was the end of the Second Wizarding War, and the defeat of Lord Voldemort.

by qodrishollow January 24, 2017