Awkward Ass

Name Charlie Chaplin called a brick thrower.

Brick Thrower: *throws bricks*
Charlie Chaplin: Awkward Ass.

by niggadreww September 8, 2006

awkward hug

When hugging a girl and she leans her cheek into your face expecting to have it kissed, but insted you just give the hug.

She gave me a wierd look after that awkward hug.

by jamaldbestt November 5, 2008

awkward turtle

(adj) The term "akward turtle" was created in Bronxville, NY and spread quickly all around Westchester, and probably exists in different areas around the United States. Awkward Turtle refers to a turtle on it's back, a situation most commonly known to turtles as akward, thus, akward turtle. There is also a hand motion for the "akward turtle...that being the right hand over the left hand with palms facing up, with your pinky and thumb fingers moving about, as if the turtle was trying to get up..

Oh my god So I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphilis...it was mad awkward turtle

by imtheman May 22, 2006

awkward snowsuit

level 3 in the "Levels of Awkward". Snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are MUCH more awkard than mittens or turtles. you practically are prohibited from normal movement. your arms tend to not be able to come down all the way at your sides, and you tend to have to waddle, swaying back and forth, much like a penguin.

person 1: i grabbed my friends' toe from under the stall in the bathroom...only...it turned out not to be my friend...or their toe.

person 2: that's SO awkward snowsuit!

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

awkward

When people do really weird things that make you think twice about being friends with them.

http://www.awkwardstories.com

by Awkward Stories May 1, 2009

Awkward Turtle

In common useage in essex. Whenever an awkward or tense situation arises, the tenseness can be examplified by this gesture. You hold one hand out straight with fingers splayed. The other hand goes on top with the fingers curling in between the gaps in the fingers. Now all fingers curl to make a sphere (the shell of the turtle). Finally the thumbs on both hands are rotated.

Man 1: Man she's fit.

Man 2: Dude, that's my sister.

Silence.

Passer-by does Awkward Turtle.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

awkward hurricane

This is done in a very awkward situation or awkward silence...preferably in public. First form an awkward palm tree then proceed to shake your arms rapidly keeping your wrists limp so your fingers and hands sway as your shake. Remember to announce: "Awkward hurricane" as you do this.

Friend: I hate the name judy dont you? Its so stupid.

You: My grandmother's name is judy...

Friend: Awkward hurricane

by Riley sapphire December 22, 2008