August 21

That amazing girl Heaven's bday

"Hey guess what"
"What?"
"It's August 21"
"So what"
"It's Heaven's bday"
"I FORGOT"
"Oooooo I'm snitching"

by Clicketyclicketycliiiiiiick October 16, 2019

august 19

the day with THE most birthdays. wtf was everyone doing 9 months before august 19th??

"why am I seeing so many birthday shoutouts today?"

"it's August 19th! that's everyone's birthday"

by follow my tiktok alliebidallie October 17, 2019

august 28

When the girls can grab your dick anytime

Man: hey

Girl: hey (grabs dick)
Man: why did you do that

Girl: because it’s August 28
Man: ohhhhh

by Twannyboy August 28, 2019

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

by stefff.06 January 15, 2021

August 9

August nine is national Girlfriends day. A day where you have to buy her presents. Go shopping with her or even just watch a movie with her.

August 9 is a day where you should love your girlfriend and buy her gifts.

by Moo mooie August 7, 2021

augustophobia

The condition of being afraid of the month August.

Jenny is always a nutcase in August. I believe she has a case of augustophobia.

by Walter Staten August 3, 2009

Autostic

1. A word in which to describe when ones phone is being a complete spastic; or ones inability to work a touchscreen.

2. Having a throwing motion so bad it leads to cancer of the soul

"no I didnt misspell my phone is just autostic"

For halloween, Tim Tebow tried to throw some candy to some children, only for it to end up in the hands of Chris Houston, due to him being an autostic quarterback

by the real freaken johnno November 7, 2011