The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

Andre

Wat does my name mean

How is Andre use

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Andre

One sexy ass mf

person 1 : Is that andre !!?!?
person 2 : so sexy so hot so sexy

by Peeorududiiejejwidj November 21, 2021

Andres

He has a huge schlong and is so sexy he gets all da bitches on his dick

damn Andres is here we might as well leave there ain’t gonna be anymore pussy left

by sibsg November 21, 2021

Andre

*insert trumpet malfunctions*

Hey, you know Andre?
Yeah, he's in the school band, his trumpet skills aren't that good.

by Quaxelia April 30, 2024

Andres Gama

A mentally unstable person who thinks that 3rd world countries are better than america.

Shut the fuck up Andres Gama, cry

by fudhf November 7, 2019

Andrely

Andrely is someone so unique and likable, that it’s almost impossible for anyone to know her and not love her. She’s such a good friend and also incredibly smart, reliable and fucking gorgeous.

“Are you friends with Andrely?”
“Yes, why?”
“Oh, lucky you!”

by sunny-on-lil-touch September 19, 2020