pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

silly as a box of bollocks

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

Hard as a cats head

very fucking hard. Tough. Almost indestructable. Bullet proof.

#person 1 - is that bullet proof?
#person 2 - Yeah mate, its as hard as a cats head

by 98756iugnhhygtfv May 29, 2010

That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals

Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.

by Liberator13th January 22, 2009

asain

A misspelled form of asian. Commonly misspelled.

Bob: Asains are cool.
Tom: It's asians, not asain.
Bob: I KNEW THAT!

by Magik November 26, 2004

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004

ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005