backout artist

Person who consistently backs out of plans and commitments.

Greg is a total backout artist, he never keeps his commitments.

by Half Carb Burger February 8, 2017

crack-up artist

An individual who is involved in either:

1)Comedic delivery of wit in front of a small audience.

2)Regularly providing 'one-liners' with the purpose of amusement.

Anthony: Have you seen my keys Tony?

Tony the 'crack-up artist': Yes I sure have, there they are.. Not!

by Gus McLeary April 1, 2008

artit

also known as the titmeister, can often be seen performing major riffs on his guitar in extraordinary feats of musical mastery.

wow, look at the riffs being played by artit!!!!!!!!!!

by masterofknowledge June 22, 2007

kon artist

one of the dudes out of the rap group D12 often called Mr. Denaun Porter or simply Mr. Porter.

Man Kon Artist be making some mad beats on Eminem's albums!

by lifeandrhymesofpoop September 27, 2006

bull shit artist

an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.

Example 1:

Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.

Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.

kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)

Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is crap

artist: no, you just don't get my art

man: oh, I see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)

by bob the robber November 6, 2006

artillery

*A term referring to a lot of weapons of all kinds.

*Technical name for cannons that lob shells at great distances and cause much damage.

"Bring on the heavy artillery!"

"The Chinese excel in using artillery."

by Dave September 10, 2004

cock artist

A person who is a bit of a cock, has bad attitude or is otherwise annoying. May also be used with a homosexual connotation referring to an annoying homosexual individual

"What a Cock Artist - He's got no management skills at all" or "Stop being such a cock artist you chutney ferret"

by Marc Cain May 30, 2008