apparate

In the Harry Potter world, this is a spell which allows the user to instantaneously teleport from one location to another.

You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.

Harry Potter learns to apparate.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasfasdfasdfasdf March 10, 2006

Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.

Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.

by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009

APPM

Short for "Ai piak piak mai". Ai meaning "Wanna", mai meaning "or not?" Piak piak is the sound produced during sexual intercourse due to contact between the man and woman.

Together it means "Wanna fuck (or not)?"

It's hokkien and originated from Singapore.

"Hey girl, APPM?"

by somebuttie February 15, 2010

Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020

applecult

A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.

"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"

by Snappleyard January 4, 2013

battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010

apple bum

a girl with a tiny waist that explodes into a round, bootylicious derrier. Rap group A Tribe called Quest made phrase famous in the early '90s with "Bonita apple bum" song.

"Hey bonita apple bum, shake that ass".

by Ulla Mahaka May 23, 2006