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National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.
I love National Preston simons day.
by Ramone324 July 25, 2019
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Simon Robinson

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy
Wow! Is that Simon Robinson? He is so cool!
by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019
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simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
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simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
by shatikiliki November 28, 2019
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Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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kayne simon

Kayne Simon is a person that’s plays video games and is kind and beautiful will always help One another and will give them there last piece of gum no questions ask. This person is an indoor but will do anything with you at any time. This person is charming to all lady’s almost every girl falls for him this person is stunning.
Charming Kayne Simon YEET gaming
by Harry mind June 2, 2019
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Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
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