Tommy ain't it

It's basically just a child that is 17 years old and has a crush on a 95 year old lady named Lizzie aka Queen Elizabeth II this was proved by Tommy ain't it saying to a tiktok "Oh Lizzie's so lovely 😍😍" Like a simple well I guess he'll be losing No Simp September. 😄

"Omg have you heard of Tommy ain't it's newest video on YouTube?" yes I have I'm starting to think he's a IPad kid ☹"said everyone.

by ☹Why? WHY? WHY?!? WHY...... ☹ September 8, 2021

If it ain't dank it stank

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

ain't

Short for "am not" and for nothing else – not even "is not", for "it ain't" would just be "it am not". The only correct use is "I ain't" which is a contraction of "I am not". So, don't say e.g. "you ain't" which would only mean "you am not".

Clinique: "Let 'im go, he didn't do nothing!"
TyRone: "I ain't done nothing! I ain't done no nothing!"
LaKeisha: "You bastards, let us go! I ain't done none!"
Barackeisha: "You let 'em go!! They's ain't have done nothing! They ain't have done none!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

c'ain't

This is a double contraction for:
1) Can but are not
2) Could but will not

"Sorry I c'ain't help you move today". You could do it, but you choose not to because you clearly have something better to do with your time.

by bandondunes October 22, 2009

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

by QuacksO November 23, 2018