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Karen

Karen is, a single mother who enjoys dating men, marrying them and taking the kids she is also antivaxx.
John: Karen don’t take the kids!
Karen: It’s this or the v-bucks ni🅱️🅱️a
by XxKarenTookTheKidsxX24 February 27, 2019
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Karen is a mom name. Most Karens magically appear around the age of 25 to 40 and on immediate release from the Karen birth lab, are wearing a blouse, mom jeans and are demanding to speak to the manager. Their best friends, called Susans have similar birthings, but are from the Susan birth lab. Both the Karen and Susan labs are created by Birtha, the oldest person alive.
Person: oh my god have you seen Karen?

Person 2: yeah she was wearing mom jeans and started yelling about the manager or something.
by no but I got cheese whiz February 27, 2019
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You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”
Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?
by UwUdick March 5, 2019
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u know karen?” “yeah the tall one” “yeah shes such a dumb hor”
by Flat ass bitcj March 9, 2019
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Your wife that left you and took the kids.
"Can I please see them Karen!!? At least for Christmas!!"
by hop in my van kids March 15, 2019
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1. The name of the bitch THAT TOOK MY FUCKING KIDS.
2. If you work anywhere and a Karen walks in, immediately get the manager. Unless the manager is a Karen...then you are fucked
Karen: "buy me a drink and I might show you a good time"
guy: "goddammit Karen I just want my fucking kids back"
by gimme back my fucking kids December 25, 2018
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Karen please, I just want to see the kids.
by Your great ass nan December 26, 2018
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