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B.A.M.F. 

Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Jill is a B.A.M.F.! Jesselyn, you can go kick rocks... cuz I don’t fuck wit YOU!!!!
B.A.M.F. by Main HBIC April 19, 2019
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D.A.G.F.A 

Don't

Ask
Gotta
Forget
Ass
Almost as fucked up as the unofficial UKF track

D.A.G.F.A
D.A.G.F.A by YourInternetRetard February 25, 2021

B.U.A.M.F. 

Broke Ugly Ass Mother Fucker
That guy over there is such a loser,what a B.U.A.M.F.
B.U.A.M.F. by Federico Jose Gonzalez February 18, 2014

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H
An acronym for Flat-ass calm. Used by sailors, fishermen and people who spend time on the water to describe a sea like glass.
"Going surfing today?"
"Nah man, it's F.A.C."

--or--

"Good day for fishing, it's F.A.C. out."
F.A.C. by B. Dub July 31, 2012

F a goat A 

"Fuck a goat ass"
I came up with this one at work one day. It's pretty much pure gold in my opinion. There is a subtle beauty within the phrase. If pronounced correctly it can be made to sound as though you are saying:
"have a good day"
pr0nounced: "effa-g'-day
Jim: well i'm off..
Bob: alrighty Jim. You have a good day now.
Jim thanks! you too! F a goat A.
F a goat A by go0dkid October 23, 2007