Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 17, 2007

land of steers and queers

just about any Western state

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Full Metal Jacket 1987

by another Masshole October 15, 2003

2 beer queer

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

by yeahnah24 March 24, 2017

land of steers and queers

Aka Texas

Only steers and queers come from texas

by Pete May 04, 2003

ur grandpa queer

worse than ur mum gae, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian combined.

John : HEY UR GRANNY TRANNY
Henry : HEY DONT U DARE MAKE ME SAY IT!
John : DO IT!
Henry : UR GRANDPA QUEER!
John : *obliterated into tiny pieces*

by URSQUIDWORDGAE March 14, 2018

tree hugging queer

Refer to hippies (sensu stricto) that love being vegans and environmentalist but not for the obvious reasons. They like it because it's trendy
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees

Nabil: look dude, these people are so weird, what are they doing?
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much

by ragnarok666 December 06, 2016

Queer Lady Bait

A girl's gay friend that a male suitor befriends to get closer to the girl.

I was at a party last night and all he talked about was how cool you are. He kept asking me to leave with him to go see you bar-tending. He used you as queer lady bait to hit on me, -- it was totally weird.

by mjor July 05, 2009