Splashing banana

When you are eating juicy banana in the WC, and you splash it on a guy's face.

Andrew: -Shit, how that guy came out from toilet?
Matthew: -Yeah, he got some banana on his face, I think he got the splashing banana.

by Matkri March 15, 2018

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Black Splash

When multiple Black men brick all over a womans face. Black Splash most often happens with 3 or more black men though 2 is all that is neccicary. Somtimes a white friend might be called in, in which case it would be considdered Panda Splash Black splash has not been confirmed, nor denied as Leathal, but most sexologists believe that in theory its possible.

Moesha was cleaning the Dishes last night and it seems she might have had a little Black splash, if you know what I mean!

by The Black Splash Club September 1, 2009

splash

laughing so hard that you queef while you’re free bleeding

“No funny business during today’s meeting. I don’t wanna splash…”

by Miss Liv May 11, 2023

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 11, 2018

emerald splash

the act of spraying your cum on a girls face so it cannot be blocked or in this case "deflected

person 1: hey man do see jessica over there?
person 2: yeah i gave her the emerald splash last night
person 1: saaaame bro

by missileclick June 3, 2021

Splash dash

A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').

We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.

by koala1603 April 2, 2024