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Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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My monkey

the best person in the whole entire universe.. This person gives you butterflies with every word they say, you love them with your whole entire heart and would do anything for them...
by BITCHASSYE April 3, 2021
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monkey

monkey is monkey
by tech did your mom June 1, 2022
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Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.
by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023
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Monkey

A dark skin person, or, a monkey. Also known as a coon.
Used to describe a stupid nigger that you absolutely hate.
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.
Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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