First guy: "My girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I stopped breathing until she told me it was just a bad Google Day joke."
Second guy: "You totes need to break up with that chick already."
Second guy: "You totes need to break up with that chick already."
by JaneApple April 1, 2010
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Get the Straya day mug.The day that all men and women can stick their heads in a woman's boobs for as long as they like
It's on the 14th of april
It's on the 14th of april
by Biily_the_gost May 25, 2018
Get the boobs day mug.The day you can go around kneeling on the closest persons neck to you this day happens once a month on the 14th so grab a friend and get to kneeling .
“Hey man did you hear that it’s George Floyd day”
“Yes I have so you better run before I lick your toes”
“Oh No not again I’m sorry”
“Too late”
“Yes I have so you better run before I lick your toes”
“Oh No not again I’m sorry”
“Too late”
by WhiteWangALang November 12, 2020
Get the George Floyd day mug.A festival thrown over Labor Day weekend located on the Independence Square in Independence, Missouri. The purpose is to remember the Santa Fe Trail, California Trail and Oregon Trail. Although it is a historic event, it is celebrated with knock-off country bands, expensive food and drink, a beer garden, broken carnival machines and lame games. While walking around the festival one might find several repetitive booths such as, but not limited to; lemon ice, funnel cake, pulled pork, hot dogs, balloon darts, duck pond games, and other people who are more than willing to rip you off. To the hard-working citizens of Independence, Missouri that live near by, the festival is nothing but a nuisance. Virtually every street surrounding the square is closed off for almost a week, pedestrians don't use their cross walks and force us to threaten to run them over and there seems to be an increased number of intoxicated white trash running around (and sometimes shirtless). Hopefully one day the entire carnival will catch on fire and burn the fuck down leaving nothing but smoldering ash, burned bodies and a root beer stand, because that's all I find this obnoxious event good for.
"Dude, you wanna do to Sallycaligon tonight, get wasted and blow chunks off of the Ferris Wheel?"
If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.
If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.
If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.
If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.
by Freak4art September 5, 2009
Get the Santa Caligon Days mug.An extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Snob. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.
1. Depending on age of Green Day Nazi, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).
The Green Day Nazi berated my 8 year old daughter because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Nazi apparently can't do math because my daughter was not born yet when Dookie came out.
2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Nazi.
That Green Day Nazi refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.
3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Nazi.
My little sister was kicked out of a Green Day Nazi's MySpace Group because she did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.
4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Nazi.
I was deleted from a Green Day Nazi's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.
The Green Day Nazi berated my 8 year old daughter because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Nazi apparently can't do math because my daughter was not born yet when Dookie came out.
2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Nazi.
That Green Day Nazi refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.
3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Nazi.
My little sister was kicked out of a Green Day Nazi's MySpace Group because she did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.
4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Nazi.
I was deleted from a Green Day Nazi's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.
by DirntFiend January 3, 2009
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