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win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!
If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
by x427 January 9, 2023
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double-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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Cody Time

A system of measurement used for determining time. Cody time can be calculated by determining what time the group is supposed to meet on an analog 12 hour clock. From there, throw a dart at the clock. If the dart lands before you plan to meet, then your friend is going to bail on you. If it lands after you plan to meet, add 30 minutes and that's when they will arrive.
Steve "Wasn't Cody supposed to be here at 6? It's 8:45!"
Donnie "You gotta remember, he's on Cody Time."
by John Steinbeck's Asshole June 5, 2016
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