Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic

I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!

by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020

News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.

Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.

by Bobb6 November 08, 2021

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

New World

An MMORPG released in September 2021. Created by Amazon, the game features a vast array of “things to do”. As a player myself I do find it extremely addictive. Starting to think coke is mild compared to this life sucking experience.

“Hey what’s your logging at?”

“I’ve deforested half the province of Everfall for 4 straight hours and I’m only at 31”

“Wow! I love new world!”

by BeanBoySupreme October 07, 2021

New Out of Date Dodge Ram

a Dodge Ram Made after 2019

This New Out of Date Dodge Ram is for sale for $9.9

by Cober Kai January 05, 2024

that's some news

A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"

"That's some news!"

by Mollyclav February 06, 2018

Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack

by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023