thewordfarmer's definitions

Boozinar

An evening work-related seminar that someone will only go to because of the free alcohol on offer afterwards.

“Yeah, I’m only going to this seminar because of the free booze afterwards. I do like a good boozinar”.

by thewordfarmer January 16, 2018

Booze news

Finding out the day after what on earth happened during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the individual is now suffering from booze derived amnesia

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh no!! Did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news!”

by thewordfarmer January 22, 2018

Brekkinar

A morning work-related seminar that someone will only go to because of the free breakfast on offer.

The morning equivalent of a boozinar.

Example: I’ve got a brekkinar tomorrow morning - obviously, I’m only going to get some free bacon rolls.

by thewordfarmer January 22, 2018

Nettwerking

The verbal gyrations performed when trying to impress someone else, usually of the opposite sex, at a networking event. Pronounced: net-twerking.

“I’m going to do some nettwerking tonight... I need to impress a few people and get a new job!”

by thewordfarmer January 17, 2018

Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”

by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018

Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the person is now suffering from booze-generated amnesia.

Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”

by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018