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fartloaf

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a peice of food which someone has farted on
bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink
by CordialChicken March 14, 2015
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fartstagram

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The act of recording your own flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get that fartstagram Bridgett sent?

OMG! Yes, I think she shit herself!
by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015
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Fartstagram

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The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.
Did you get Bridgett's Fartstagram?

Sounded like she shit herself!
by Redbarn Guy October 14, 2015
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Fartnard

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Someone who is adorable and loving.
Come here you little fartnard
by Thenibblet September 11, 2016
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Fartnight

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Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.
Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!
by here_and_there August 30, 2017
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Filler word for things that trouble you and flick the mind! Kind of like a bleep word.
Dammit I left my keys in the car... FARTMADOUGLE
by Megocean June 9, 2018
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Fartgy

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(Fart-jee)
Noun:
When a group of two or more people fart in unison, either on cue or by coincidence.
We had a fartgy in middle of our science class. It was hilarious!
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