by Sara woodlands April 11, 2019
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Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
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Refers to where you express your passionate love and/or desire for someone by employing lots of fancy mouth-work on their genitals; no verbal words necessary.
In her famous song, "When You Say Nothing At All", I wonder if Alison Krauss was actually referring to how her lover can "speak in tongues" --- i.e., orally pleasure her "special spots" --- and thus demonstate how much he adores her without actually having to say anything.
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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by TheFleeceMan September 20, 2019
Get the all fucking honky tonk man mug.Chigga Ten Tonne can be defined as a fat chink who completely dunks his hair in a tub of hair gel this morning making it hella thicc and then gets extremely angry if someone touches it and usually then impales them on the desk.
Damnnnn, that boy is getting absolute fucked by that Chigga!! That Chigga Ten Tonne is going sicko mode on that hoe!
by Cameron's friend October 14, 2019
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He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
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