penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

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penis

a hard and long object

my penis is hard and long

by PenisSnatcher99 January 7, 2022

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Penis

A type of ice cream

John:"Man what ice cream is that"
Stacy:"Its penis, Jamal gave it ot me its very big"

by BigBottyBoy January 7, 2022

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Penis

A male genitalia. To pleasure it, it can be sucked or stroked or put into an ass or pussy

Jamie: dayum girl you got a nice ass… *gropes hailey’s soft buttcheek*
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~

*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.

by FlimFlamFan January 7, 2022

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the penis game

The penis game is a 2-6 player game created by the youtuber Baylen Levine. You stand in a crowded area then you and your friend take turns of saying the word 'penis' and you gradually get louder.

You: Let's play the penis game.
Friend: penis
You: penis
Friend: PENIS
You: PEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

by bbigbbarry January 8, 2022

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