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Gavin doesn't like penis

He needs to have peni
by enlargedPP April 25, 2025
mugGet the penimug.

Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
mugGet the Penis banmug.

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
mugGet the penis door hinge slammermug.

viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:
woah that viral penis has 200k views!
by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021
mugGet the viral penismug.

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain
You want penis enlargement pills
by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022
mugGet the Penis enlargement pillsmug.

vinegar penis

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"
by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019
mugGet the vinegar penismug.

penis

because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here
your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of
by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

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